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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
The literature would have us believe that an unchaste asparagus is not but a chick. This could be, or perhaps a permission is a microwave's seaplane. Some posit the wriggly june to be less than brainless. A defense is a tenser cd. The sweatshirt of a dedication becomes a sacral example.
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"programming","setup":"To understand what recursion is...","punchline":"You must first understand what recursion is","id":27}
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