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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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José Ignacio Goirigolzarri Tellaeche is a Spanish economist and executive. He is the current Chairman of CaixaBank since 2021 and Chairman of the state-owned holding BFA. From 2012 to 2021 he served as Chairman of Bankia and from 2001 to 2009 as chairman and COO of BBVA.
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